Roasted 10 months ago based on >ᴗ< ! ★'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, >ᴗ< ! ★, the epitome of someone who tried to curate a personality but ended up with the Spotify equivalent of a chaotic Tinder date. Your taste in music is so all over the place it’s like you threw a dart at a board of genres and just went with whatever it hit. Are you trying to be a world-renowned DJ or just spam a bunch of playlists no one asked for? You love K-Pop, K-Rap, and K-Whatever, yet have a pop-punk throwback that screams “I peaked in high school.” You could only niche down further if you started looping lullabies for insomnia! And don't even get me started on your top artists list. Taylor Swift? Sure, who doesn't love a classic? But placing her side by side with BOYNEXTDOOR and "ASH ISLAND"? It’s like inviting a Michelin-starred chef to cook dinner and serving it on a paper plate with a side of instant noodles. Your music library looks like a throwback to every high school phase compiled into one sad, messy Spotify session that didn’t know when to log off. Honestly, I half-expect "THE BOYZ" to pull a restraining order after you've played their tracks on repeat. At this point, I think you might be single-handedly keeping indie K-bands afloat! And let’s talk about your most played tracks. I mean, “Only One Day” and “So let's go see the stars”? Is that your way of hinting you’re hoping for a return from that one person who ghosted you? Every time you listen to these tracks, I bet your playlists lose a little more respect for you. It's like you’ve confused “Dazzling” with “Dazzled,” because I’m sure no one expected such a dazzling reputation to get this dismal. So here’s a suggestion: how about you pick a lane, learn how to blend genres, and grow up a little? Or just give your Spotify a break—it's clearly been through enough trauma!

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