Roasted 3 days ago based on Vi ⟡'s long term Spotify stats.

Vi ⟡, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a heartbroken art student trying way too hard to be unique. With a favorite genre list that looks like your last trip to a thrift store clearance rack, it’s no wonder you’re stuck in this bizarre musical love triangle between hyperpop, musicals, and what can only be described as 'mood swings on shuffle.' Seriously, it’s like you took a blender to Spotify’s algorithm and hit go. Who do you think you are, the emotional Spotify version of Picasso? Spoiler alert: you aren’t. Your top artists read like a hipster's guide to self-inflicted existential crises. Lana Del Rey and Doja Cat? That’s one way to oscillate between goth princess and TikTok sensation within a single playlist. And let’s be real—look out world, there’s a new Hazbin Hotel enthusiast in town! Can’t wait for your future audition call to play the role of “Person Who’s Never Left Their Bedroom.” Combine that with a pinch of bedroom pop, and you’ve got a soundtrack perfect for someone who's trying to convince themselves they’re “deep.” Most played songs? A stream of dubious choices that make the word “conventional” break down and weep. You’ve got “Velvet Ring” so remastered it’s practically declaring bankruptcy, alongside more Alex G than anyone should legally tolerate. And don’t even get me started on the “Barbie (Can You Play Ken?)” track—it’s less of a song and more of a cry for help. If there were a musical genre for making poor life choices set to a catchy beat, you’d be the poster child. Honestly, if "confusion" had an anthem, it’d be your top-songs playlist.

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