Roasted 1 year ago based on Tianna Lyons's long term Spotify stats.

Tianna, your Spotify profile reads like a quirky playlist created by someone who was forced to pick songs during a 3 a.m. existential crisis. Seriously, your music taste is so country heavy that cowboys are probably starting to think you’re a new breed of livestock. With a list of genres that includes "Christian Hip Hop" and "Country Rock," it’s like your entire profile is one massive identity crisis, stranded somewhere between a barn dance and a church service. I can’t tell if you're looking to start a hoedown at Sunday service or just really committed to confusing everyone around you. And then we have your top artists, which honestly looks like a lineup for a redneck revival and a small-town talent show combined. You’ve got Morgan Wallen and NF in the same breath, as if you’re 50% "bless your heart" and 50% "I’m gonna make a TikTok dance." Do you even play an instrument, or is the extent of your musical talent limited to harmonizing with the radio while you drive your pickup truck to the nearest BBQ joint? And the fact that Zach Bryan gets more airtime than most of your friends speak volumes about your social life—it sounds like it's just you, your Spotify account, and the occasional tumbleweed blowing through your living room. Your most played songs give the vibe of someone who’s very passionate about wearing cowboy boots while simultaneously deep-diving into the Trance scene, which is a combo only you could master. How sad is it that Koe Wetzel is your go-to? At this point, “Sweet Dreams” could be the soundtrack to your ride home while you contemplate how to have a spiritual awakening at an electronic dance party. If the music selection doesn’t scream "I am a festival of contradictions," I don’t know what does. May your headphones always work, because your taste? It’s gonna need all the help it can get!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!