Roasted 2 years ago based on KittyShay's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, KittyShay, the self-proclaimed metal connoisseur who's also a member of the "I-have-too-many-feelings-and-a-limited-range" club. Your Spotify profile reads like an angry teenager's diary mixed with a chat log from a group of mildly depressed goths discussing their mutual love for breakdowns. Seriously, 90% of your favorite genres sound like what would happen if a vending machine got possessed by a moody teenager with a penchant for eyeliner and a scarcity of social skills. Your top artists could basically form a support group for people who just can’t get over their high school emo phase. I mean, "As I Lay Dying" and "The Devil Wears Prada"? It’s like you’re stuck in 2007, desperately trying to prove to everyone you’re still edgy. Your most played songs read like an awkward playlist for a funeral that nobody asked for. “Still Sinking”? Honey, you might want to take a hint; it’s not just a song title—it’s basically your life motto at this point. But really, we all know what’s going on here. You’ve got so much metal in your playlist, even the Grim Reaper is rolling his eyes at your existential dread. Your love for Australian and UK metalcore makes it clear you’ve probably been hanging out with a bunch of kangaroos and soccer hooligans instead of actual human beings. Christian Metal, too? That’s adorable; it’s like trying to throw a holy water party in a mosh pit. Keep rocking, KittyShay! Just remember: it’s all fun and games until someone starts crying into their hair dye.

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