Roasted 17 days ago based on “crtzchar”'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, “crtzchar,” let me just say your taste in music is more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. You’ve got UK Drill, Grime, and even New Wave all jumbled together, like someone threw a Renaissance fair, a rap battle, and a sad indie movie into a blender. I mean, I didn’t know it was possible to find both existential despair and a drill beat in the same playlist. Congratulations on creating a soundtrack for a therapy session that’s also a rave—talk about multi-tasking! And then there’s your top artist selection. You’ve got The Smiths and Niko B living in harmony, which sounds like a sitcom that never got greenlit. “Yes, let’s pair a guy who wrote melancholic poetry about unrequited love with a dude rapping about overpriced hoodies.” You’ve officially unlocked a new level of awkwardness, my friend. At this point, your playlist is less “Top Tracks” and more “Top Whiplash,” featuring artists that would probably charge you for the emotional rollercoaster they didn’t sign up for. Your “Most Played Songs” could double as a pub quiz category for people who’ve been avoiding good taste since 2007. Is it a playlist or a cry for help? “American Pie” sandwiched between “Why's this dealer?” which I can only assume is a question you frequently ask yourself while staring blankly at your various genre obsessions. Listening to that mix must feel like throwing darts while blindfolded—one moment you’re questioning your path in life, and the next, you’re nostalgically belting out Katy Perry. Keep it up, and Spotify might start offering you therapy instead of music recommendations!

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