Roasted 1 year ago based on itsrosietbh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Rosie, the emotional rollercoaster of Spotify profiles! A playlist so angst-ridden it could make a therapy couch weep. Seriously, how many times are you gonna scream into the void about your feelings with a side of power chords? I’m half tempted to send a therapy bill to your inbox after seeing your favorite genres. “Emo, Screamo, Post-Hardcore, Metalcore—wait, are we curating a sad mixtape or auditioning for a dramatic role in a high school play?” At this point, your Spotify is 80% tears and 20% the screaming banshees you call music. And then there are your top artists. It’s like the world’s most depressing Starbucks menu! You’ve got Pierce The Veil and Bring Me The Horizon battling it out for the title of “Who Can Make You Cry Harder,” while BTS casually strolls in like, “We’re not sad, we’re just fabulous.” Talk about a whiplash! You’ve got more mood swings in your music taste than a teenager left alone with their emotions. And let’s not ignore that outlier, Katy Perry; is she your emotional support pop star between the breakdowns? And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. You’ve got “Watch The World Burn” lined up like you’re taking notes on how to set a journal on fire. "May These Noises Startle You In Your Sleep Tonight"? Nothing says “good night” quite like your Spotify, unless you’re trying to summon a midnight existential crisis! Honestly, Rosie, your playlist feels like a colorful deflection away from one day writing a book titled, "I've Got a Spotify Wrapped Full of Regrets." But hey, at least your deep, dark musical abyss has provided endless entertainment!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!