Roasted 1 year ago based on ItsAvazeee's long term Spotify stats.
Wow, ItsAvazeee! With a Spotify profile as confused as your taste in music, I’m surprised your playlists haven’t started playing themselves out of embarrassment. You’ve got more genres than actual personality—“Shoegaze” and “Bedtime Pop”? Did your Spotify just fall asleep on the job while you were compiling this disaster? At this point, your musical taste is like a Tinder profile: it screams "I’m here for a good time, not a long time," which might explain your obsession with “Emo Rap” and “Cloud Rap.” I hope your streaming account has good insurance for all those feelings you're about to rain down on it. Your top artists read like a high school yearbook of fleeting trends and meme culture! Doja Cat and Nicki Minaj are basically the cool kids at the lunch table, while EKKSTACY and Conan Gray are that one weird kid who stands too close and talks about their “deep” feelings. Honestly, I can picture you at parties asking people if they’ve heard the latest "slowcore" hits while the room collectively rolls their eyes and googles "throwing you out." Your most played songs sound like the soundtrack to an existential crisis on steroids! You really should consider branching out because “all-american bitch” is going to sound pretty sad when you’re drinking your “bedroom pop” while eating microwave meals in your dimly-lit room. The playlist titled “I Just Want to Hide My Face” is giving major “I didn’t ask for your opinion but here’s some Emo Rap” energy; I hope it’s just a phase! Ladies and gentlemen, let’s raise our virtual glasses to ItsAvazeee—who’s over here claiming to vibe with “slowcore” while also filling their soul with the latest Cardi B features. You’re the embodiment of someone who constantly tries to convince their friends that lo-fi hip-hop is a lifestyle choice instead of an excuse for procrastination. Keep it up, and you’ll be going from “cloud rap” to “cloud nine” thanks to some good ol’ music therapy to save you from this sonic spiral!
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