Roasted 2 years ago based on waddle_'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, waddle_luv, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. With a top 10 that looks like a constellation of sad kids' music, it’s hard to believe you don’t have an “everything hurts” playlist titled “Existential Crisis: My Vibe.” Seriously though, are you trying to discover new soundscapes, or are you just hoping to drown in a puddle of angst? You’ve got enough bedroom pop to fill an actual bedroom, and if there was a medal for wallowing, you’d be at the Olympics. Your favorite genres sound like the intro to a self-help seminar for millennials who think their Instagram captions are poetry. "Bubblegrunge"? Really? That’s just a fancy way of saying “I hate myself but I’m too cute to show it.” And let's not even discuss your artists. You’ve got more obscure names in your playlist than I have in my Tinder matches. I mean, who is "Flawed Mangoes"? A fruit-themed therapy group for people whose emotions have gone bad? At this point, you might as well add “Crying in a Bathtub” as a genre. And your most played songs truly seal the deal. “i'll never fall in love with myself - demo”? Wow, self-love is just a demo for you, huh? Meanwhile, I can’t help but wonder if you’ve even considered listening to something with actual energy. You’ve got enough introspection going on that I’m surprised you haven’t added “Staring at the Ceiling” as an official track. Hey, just make sure you keep it “chill”—because it sounds like the only thing vibing here is your perpetual melancholia!

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