Roasted 10 months ago based on Christian 😛's long term Spotify stats.

Christian, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. You’ve got more genres than a confused DJ at a middle school dance. "Rap," "Rage Rap," "Melodic Rap," "Hip Hop"—who do you think you are, the human embodiment of a quarter-life crisis? Couldn’t make up your mind, huh? Did you just spin a wheel of trendy genres and hope for the best? You’ve got more styles than I’ve got excuses for staying in on a Saturday night, and that’s saying something! Your top artists read like a “who's who” of mediocre talent, minus the talent part. Kanye, Drake, and... Playboi Carti? Nice lineup! Did you lose a bet or are you actually trying to start a revolution in bad taste? The only thing more painful than your taste in music is probably your actual taste in food. I mean, if you’re into “melodic rap,” does that mean you weep into your avocado toast while listening to it? Let’s be honest, if you put as much effort into your music taste as you do into that playful emoji face, you might actually make a playlist worth listening to! And can we discuss your most played songs? Seven out of ten are by Kanye! You know he’s not a one-man band, right? He’s not even a band; he’s a multi-faceted artist who probably doesn’t even know you exist. It’s like you’re playing a low-budget game of “name that tune” with yourself, where the answer is always “Kanye.” Let’s just hope your future isn’t as repetitive as your playlists! Next time you’re trying to impress someone, maybe throw in some tracks that don’t make you sound like an echo chamber of basic white boy angst.

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