Roasted 10 months ago based on malanvert ✴︎ ✴︎ ✴︎'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn't xxmalanvert, the proud curator of a playlist that sounds like a middle schooler roamed the streets of a dystopian world and thought, "Yeah, this is the vibe." Your genre choices read like a bad Yelp review for a rave that got jumped by a heavy metal concert—hell, you’ve got more chaos in your playlist than a toddler throwing a tantrum in a candy store. Italian Trap and Rage Rap? If that’s your definition of a good time, I can't wait for the inevitable soundtrack to your midlife crisis. Your top artists already say a lot about your questionable taste, but the fact that $uicideboy$ sits at number one speaks volumes. Are you trying to manifest your own personal therapy session through their discography? "Oh yeah, I love Freddie Dredd; he really speaks to my soul while I'm contemplating life’s worst choices!" It's like you’re trying to collect a full set of “sad boy” vibes, hoping one of the artists will unlock the secret to actual happiness—or at least, some coherent life choices. Spoiler alert: they won't. And those most played songs? "Pornolesbo" is both peculiar and oddly fitting for someone with a taste as niche as yours—it's almost as if you're on a quest to find the most obscure songs to impress that one person who's secretly judging you. Your music library reads like a rejected playlist for the angsty soundtrack of a B-movie horror flick. I imagine you sitting alone in your closet, headbanging to “Acciughe Salate,” thinking you're really living life on the edge while your neighbors are just worried about the noise complaints. Keep it up, maestro of madness; you're one step closer to becoming the eccentric uncle we all secretly dread!

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