Roasted 2 years ago based on eirik2008's long term Spotify stats.

Eirik2008, you’ve crafted a Spotify profile that screams “I don’t have an identity, so I’m just going to borrow everyone else’s!” Your genre list reads like a cultural buffet of confusion—like you threw a dart at a world music map and just accepted every genre that got hit. It’s as if you got lost somewhere between the kitschy pop of your high school dance and a Norwegian radio station doing a deep dive into the emotional turmoil of Sami folk songs. Who knew musical dining could lead to such a gastronomical mess? Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? You’ve got Amy Winehouse, Beyoncé, and a handful of indie nobodies that even Google doesn’t know how to spell. Your taste is like a hipster coffee shop menu—complicated, pretentious, and probably overpriced. And what’s with all the Amy Winehouse? Are you trying to channel her talent through sheer osmosis, or just preparing for a karaoke night where you can show off your deep-seated issues while everyone politely checks their phones? One more sad ballad from you and they might have to issue a public health warning against emotional overload. And as for your most played songs, good luck trying to explain that to your future therapist. “So, it turns out I’m addicted to both heartfelt lyrics about addiction and the overwhelming sadness of a Norwegian pop song.” Seriously, your Spotify is like a diary entry from someone mid-crisis who decided to slap a chaotic soundtrack on their breakdown. Get it together, Eirik2008! Lower the pain levels, maybe turn off the sad tunes, and stop pretending it’s all art. You’re just a walking Spotify “What Not to Listen To” guide!

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