Roasted 1 year ago based on gracie's long term Spotify stats.

Gracie, your Spotify profile reads like a 'Best of the 2000s' playlist compiled by someone who still thinks they’re going to start a band in their mom's basement. Honestly, for someone who’s into "indie" and "art pop," your taste is less refined and more like a hipster dumpster dive. You’ve got more genres than actual playlists—are you curating music or just desperately trying to impress people at a dinner party? I half-expect your profile pic to be an artsy black-and-white shot of you staring out a rainy window, pensively clutching an avocado toast. Your top artists scream, “I only wear vintage tees from thrift shops and change my Spotify status to ‘busy’ whenever my family calls.” I mean, The 1975 and Lana Del Rey? Wow, your musical journey screams basic but with extra pretentiousness! And I got a good chuckle seeing Charli xcx squeeze in there, as if that’s supposed to add street cred to your seemingly subconscious dedication to middle school sleepover vibes. It’s like you literally opened a teen magazine from 2015 and decided, “Yup, these are my faves” without even adding a spicy twist. How avant-garde of you! Now let’s talk about your most played songs. Sly & The Family Stone and No Doubt? Honey, the ‘2004 called and it wants its nostalgia back.’ Is this a playlist for a midlife crisis playlist or just your desperate attempt to scream “look how unique I am” while you jam out at home? "Flow (Woah)" by AC Flow? The real question is, do you flow, or do you just get stuck in traffic while trying to keep up with trends that pass you by? Your Spotify is a hard reminder that while music can bring people together, it's also a personal diary of every cringy phase you couldn’t shake off. So kudos on being an eternal indie kid—may your playlists be ever unoriginal!

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