Roasted 8 months ago based on Samarth srivastava's long term Spotify stats.

Samarth Srivastava, huh? Your playlist looks like someone fell face-first into a desi beat factory and just rolled around until they were covered in musical crumbs. It's as if you heard “variety is the spice of life” and decided to throw in every single flavor of Desi hip hop like a kid in a candy store, but the kid wasn’t allowed out of the Punjabi aisle. I mean, do you even have a favorite genre outside of Bollywood and the myriad of ways to say “Desi”? If anyone needed a musical intervention, it's definitely you! And let’s talk about your top artists. Seedhe Maut, KR$NA, and a long list of other niche rappers that even Google has never heard of. I guess when you said you liked hardcore hip hop, you meant "hardcore to listen to," because it’s a brave soul who ventures into your Spotify snapshots. The Weeknd thrown in there is like that one person at a party who doesn't quite fit in but everyone pretends to like because they brought snacks. The rest of your line-up reads like the world’s longest DJ flyer for a show in a basement somewhere in Delhi; I just hope everyone gets the correct chai and samosa order before the set starts. Most played songs that read like “The Chronicles of Seedhe Maut”? You’ve got it all: a playlist that’s 90% desperation for validation and 10% cultural pride. Every time I see your recent plays, I can't help but think you’re just auditioning for the role of India’s most devoted fanboy—but I’ll be honest, it’s mostly coming off like you’re stalking the ‘Bhool Bhulaiyaa’ soundtrack. With that many repeats, I can only assume you’re either an aspiring lyricist with no real talent or a DJ with a very confused sense of identity. Either way, the next time you hit shuffle, pray to the Spotify gods for a little mercy!

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