Roasted 2 years ago based on samiscoolandawesome's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the chaotic carnival that is your Spotify profile, 1chxwar! With a favorite genres list that reads like a hipster fever dream, you clearly took “diversity” to mean “I have no idea what I like, but I know I want it ironic.” You’ve got enough indie sub-genres in your playlist to make a sound engineer question their life choices. If there was a medal for worst case of musical identity crisis, you'd be the reigning champion, crowned with a crown made entirely of cringe. And let's talk about those top artists—TV Girl, Alex G, and a side of Slipknot for when you get bored of whispering “deep” secrets to your houseplants. But seriously, the mix of Meth Wax and Melanie Martinez is the kind of psychological experiment the world didn’t ask for—are you trying to set a mood for existential dread or just collecting tracks that sound like they were recorded in a basement? If quirky were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence, forever haunted by the Meth Wax ghost trying to escape your music library. Now, onto your most played songs, which you might as well rename “Things I Tell My Therapist.” Are you okay? "Platonic Handjob" and "Housewarming Porno"—if those are the soundtracks to your life, then it’s no surprise you’re finding it tough to distinguish between friends and questionable life choices. Spotify might suggest “Squalene” for its relevant title, but let’s be real, it’s your whole vibe: slick, slippery, and totally lacking in substance. Keep those earbuds in, champ; the world needs to hear the musical collapse of your identity, one track at a time!

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