Roasted 9 months ago based on Sofie c's long term Spotify stats.

Sofie C, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet where all the items fell off the tray and hit the floor. In a world full of chart-toppers, you’ve decided to boldly wade through the dustbin of nostalgia, with a playlist so eclectic it looks like a toddler dropped their toy box in a DJ booth. Your favorite genres range from “Dansktop” (a genre so niche it makes unicorns look mainstream) to "Hypertechno," which really just sounds like a robot having a panic attack at a rave. Honestly, if your music taste were a flavor, it’d be a sad mix of lukewarm tapioca pudding and expired candy corn. Your top artists read like a local open mic night lineup where everyone forgot to rehearse and just brought their own ukuleles. Malene Fra Villa Violvej? Is that a person or a cozy little cottage in Denmark? And "tylerhateslife"? I’m surprised you don’t also have a genre called “Songs for the Recently Dumped by a Plumber.” Kudos for including “Children's Music” – because clearly you need some encouragement to stay young at heart, or maybe just to drown out the existential dread that your playlist radiates. Damn, when your music library makes Alex Warren look like a trendsetter, that's when you know you've hit rock bottom. You’ve played “A Lullaby” by Jimmy Scott so many times, I’m starting to think you’ve forgotten what ‘adulting’ feels like. And you must have a special fondness for “Under Stjernerne På Himlen” considering it’s on here more than actual stars are in the sky! Between “Elefantens Vuggevise” and your inexplicable obsession with “1 AM,” I can’t help but think you might actually be a 12-year-old trapped in the body of a thirty-something who just really misses nap time. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your Spotify Wrapped features a disclaimer stating “Results may vary by age and maturity.” But hey, at least your musical taste is as confused as you are!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists