Roasted 2 years ago based on yzklsd's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, yzklsd, the Spotify profile that’s like a buffet of musical indecision! Your taste in genres reads like the contents of a “What to Listen to When You’re Having an Existential Crisis” playlist. Pop? K-Pop? We get it, you enjoy titles that look more like the result of a text mash-up rather than coherent thoughts about music. Throw in some Bollywood and Desi Pop, and I can't tell if you're trying to capture a global audience or just really bad at picking favorites. I half-expect your next genre to be “Yodeling Dubstep” just to spice things up. Your top artists list is a sitcom waiting to happen. SEVENTEEN and BTS are like the jocks of K-Pop, while Atif Aslam and Conan Gray are just there for the emotional breakdowns in your sleep-deprived state. Then there’s Cigarettes After Sex, which I can only assume means you’re listening to them right after an emotional binge-watch of a teen drama. Honestly, your musical taste seems like you’re trying to hit every emotional note possible—just like that friend who cries during commercial breaks. Are you gearing up for a one-person award show? And let’s not even get started on your most played songs! “Forever Star”? More like “Forever Alone” when I see that in the mix. You must be the proud owner of the world’s worst breakup playlist disguised as a 'love song' collection. With choices like “right where you left me,” it’s as if you’re trying to collect tear stains rather than actual musical notes. I’m not sure if you’re trying to heal a broken heart or wallow in the pit of nostalgia, but kudos for setting the bar low on self-care. Your Spotify profile should come with a warning: Playing it may lead to unnecessary reminiscing and emotional instability!

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