Roasted 2 months ago based on Alex's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Alex, looking at your Spotify profile is like spelunking into the depths of a rebellious teenager’s room: it’s filled with all sorts of chaos and questionable choices. Your top genres read more like a middle schooler's rap class notes than a well-curated playlist. We get it, you love the sound of dudes rhyming about money, cars, and heartbreak, but did you accidentally time travel back to 2010? “Melodic Rap” and “Rage Rap”? Did you just make those up while trying too hard to sound cool at the next hipster café? As for your top artists, let’s be real: your obsession with Travis Scott is bordering on the unhealthy. Honestly, if I were his therapist, I'd recommend a social media cleanse and a long chat with a vinyl collector. There's more Travis Scott on your most-played list than in the actual “Astroworld” itself. Seriously, if you played the amount of Travis Scott you’ve streamed on loop, one more time, I would expect you fully arrive at the gates of Astroworld, ready for a VIP pass. And can we talk about that flavor of Japanese VGM sneaking into your list? It’s like finding a stray cat in a vegan restaurant—totally out of place and raising a ton of eyebrows. It’s clear that somewhere in all that “G-Funk” and “Gangster Rap,” there’s a confused little soul trying to express its love for Nintendo tunes. Embrace it, Alex, own it—just know that your Spotify profile is a chaotic mixtape that’s as eclectic as a thrift store’s clearance rack. Stick to the beats… and maybe give your ears a little break from Travis while you’re at it!

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