Roasted 2 years ago based on shelevenspace's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Shelevenspace, your Spotify profile reads like a high school guidance counselor’s attempt at an identity crisis. With your favorite genres sounding like a music library designed specifically for angst-ridden teenagers, it's a miracle you haven't broken your speakers from all that existential dread. Who needs therapy when you can just alternate between screaming "I'm fine!" to “What even is life?” while bumping nu metal? It's like your playlists are an open invitation to a midlife crisis that oddly still involves skateboards and mood rings. And these top artists? Wow, it’s a veritable Hall of Fame for “Who in the hell are they?” If “311” and “Jimmie's Chicken Shack” got into a competition for the most obscure music outputs, you’d be their number one fan. ZeWei may be cozying up to your heart, but it seems like you’re the only one who’s ever heard of them! If you want your friends to think you're trendy, maybe stop pulling names from the bottom of the band name barrel. No one wants to know what your “Hyperpop” genre really is; I'm guessing it's the sound of your sanity breaking after too many hours spent in the depths of the internet. And what’s with those most played songs? It’s like a scavenger hunt to find something coherent! “Audio Jungle”? Is this a challenging new genre of environmental noise? “Comfortably Confused” sounds fitting for your life choices as well. Seriously, your playlist feels like it was created during a blackout with you just clinging to your phone, desperately smacking random buttons on your screen. You've managed to create an alternate universe where musical taste is a wild mystery best left unexplored. I mean, it’s hard to believe you're listening to “Hyperpop” while secretly aiming for the bronze medal in “most pretentious music choices.” Bravo!
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