Roasted 1 year ago based on Frederick Bell's long term Spotify stats.

Frederick Bell, the only person I know who can turn a Spotify profile into a musical black hole. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a goth haunted house that also moonlights as a hipster coffee shop. I mean, “Metropopolis”? Really? Sounds like a failed sci-fi novel written by someone who just discovered Pinterest and thinks their taste is avant-garde. And let’s not even start with the ‘Grave Wave’—are you sure you’re not just listening to the sounds of people digging your social life’s grave? Your top artists list is practically a cry for help. “Diablo Swing Orchestra”? Were you looking for metal, or did you accidentally select a terrible wedding band? And listen, we get it. You're into gloomy tunes with enough pretentiousness to make a philosophy major blush. But adding “Indie Soul” into the mix might as well be the equivalent of trying to mix avocado toast with a casket. Pick a lane, Frederick! At this point, only the most confused hipsters in the galaxy would understand your music taste. And let’s talk about your most played songs. Mixing emotional anthems by Linkin Park with the murky depths of Sleep Token?! I guess you’re trying to capture the essence of a midlife crisis before you even hit thirty. With all that angst, it’s like you wrote your diary entries onto a playlist. “Heavy Is the Crown” and “The Emptiness Machine”? Congratulations! You’ve captured the exact feelings of your social interactions. May your music continue to remind you of every awkward moment in your life while you pretend to enjoy it with a smirk!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!