Roasted 1 year ago based on hitanshi's long term Spotify stats.

Hitanshi, you’ve got a Spotify profile that’s like a buffet on a diet—plenty of options, but somehow you’re still starving for taste. When your favorite genres look like a wedding DJ’s playlist, it’s clear you have zero commitment to any musical identity. Is this your way of giving everyone a taste of cultural identity crisis? “One moment I’m vibing with Sufis, and in a blink I’m ready to drop it like it’s hot on the Bhangra dancefloor.” Please, make up your mind; you sound like a confused music student trying to pass off sampling as a major! And oh boy, your top artists list reads like a “who’s who” of people who should probably never meet you in real life. You’ve somehow managed to intertwine the classiest sounds of SZA and The Weeknd with the melodramatic vibes of Bollywood and Desi Pop. Are you trying to audition for a role in some tragic musical soap opera? If I had to rate your playlist, I’d give it a solid “shoulda stuck with one genre.” I can just imagine your friends’ faces when they ask for a jam session and your answer is: “Sure! Let's blend heartbreak over a Punjabi hip-hop beat!” Because nothing says “please leave my house" like that combo. And what's with your most played songs? It’s like you threw a dart at the wall of Spotify and said, “Yep, that’ll do.” Between the randoms like “Gata Only” and the eternal repeat of a PARTYNEXTDOOR track that’s lost in a cycle of loneliness, you might as well be living in a continuous loop of ‘meh’. Are we charting your emotional turmoil or just cataloging an endless loop of ‘I’m not sure what I like’? You’ve created the musical equivalent of an awkward Tinder profile. Just know, if you spend this much time curating your Spotify and still end up looking like a choppy mess of genres, maybe it’s time to hit the reset button on both your romance and your playlists!

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