Roasted 2 months ago based on Victoria Christensen's long term Spotify stats.

Victoria Christensen, your Spotify profile is like a buffet at a kids’ birthday party: a chaotic mess of sugary pop, overly dramatic emo ballads, and a side of questionable Christian rock. Seriously, who let you serve a platter of “Spider-Man Sings A Song” alongside “DARKSIDE”? I can only assume you’re using your playlists to guide us through your existential crisis, one Aaron Fraser-Nash track at a time. Honestly, if your musical taste were a drink, it would be a Shirley Temple mixed with holy water—sweet, syrupy, and way too much for anyone over the age of twelve. Your top artists read like the setting for a poorly thought-out movie. Taylor Swift, Eminem, and Skillet? It’s as if you shuffled your Spotify while blindfolded and let the algorithm choose for you after a couple of chugs from a Jesus juice box. I’m not saying you’ve got an identity crisis going on, but I genuinely can’t tell whether you’re going to break into a church hymn or a rap battle on your next drive. At least you’ve got “Sabrina Carpenter”—clearly, you’re trying to keep one foot in the ‘cool kid’ realm while the other foot dangles back in youth group. And can we just take a moment to appreciate that your most played songs list looks like it was designed by a five-year-old with a superhero obsession and an encyclopedia of 2000s pop? “Spider-Men Sing A Song” beats out actual classics? My friend, I’m beginning to think your Spotify feed can only be described as “the sound of someone who’s never left a small town.” Here’s hoping you eventually migrate away from this musical purgatory. Until then, I’ll send a *NSYNC prayer that you find a sound that doesn’t make the rest of us wish we could mute you from the algorithm forever!

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