Roasted 2 years ago based on Morgan Tuttle's long term Spotify stats.

Morgan Tuttle, huh? Your Spotify profile feels like a mid-life crisis at a musical theater convention. I mean, Broadway and Glam Rock? It's like you can’t decide whether you want to belt out show tunes in a sequined bodysuit or rock out at a suburban BBQ while your mother asks if you’ll ever settle down. Honestly, what do you think: are you more "We're not in Kansas anymore" or "I want to know what love is"? Spoiler alert: your playlist can’t make up its mind either, because obviously, “Classic Rock” isn’t edgy anymore if you’re still carrying the weight of Andrew Lloyd Webber's tragic whimsy on your shoulders. It's adorable how you pretend to have a diverse taste in music, yet your most played songs make me think you’re just one Eleri Ward ballad away from booking a one-way ticket to Sad Girl Central. “Money” from the *Cabaret* cast? Talk about picking the song that totally embodies the financial insecurity of someone whose Spotify Wrapped is just a reminder that they should’ve stuck to the free version. I can practically see you rolling in your Spotify playlists like they're your therapist; it's about as healthy as listening to “Unworthy of Your Love” when you definitely should’ve put some distance between yourself and your shame playlist. And let’s not even get started on that “POV: Indie” nonsense. Are you trying to convince us that listening to "Panic! At The Disco" counts as being a hipster until someone catches you humming “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”? You, Morgan, are the living proof that when it comes to music, it’s truly better to be a jack of all trades but sadly a master of none. Your profile needs a warning: “Listen at your own risk; serious case of 'I don’t know who I am.'" Here’s an idea for your next listening session: how about you create a soundtrack that reflects your internal chaos instead? That way, everyone can finally pinpoint the exact moment your personality got overrun by musical theater cliches.

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