Roasted 2 years ago based on Duarte's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, deFor, the Spotify profile equivalent of a teenage angst phase that just refuses to go away. You’ve got more metal genres listed than actual emotional depth, and it’s a wonder how you haven’t become a walking guitar riff yet. I mean, is your whole personality just waiting to unleash an “angry bear” growl in public or what? I half expect to see “Where's my scarf?” in your bio next, because this profile is practically drenched in dark teenage rebellion—but come on, buddy, you're old enough to have a credit card now. Let’s talk about your top artists for a sec. If we did a DNA test, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out you were part “Whiny Emo,” part “Bored Metalhead.” Opeth to Weezer is quite the leap, like trying to jump from a speeding train to a cozy coffee shop without getting decapitated. System Of A Down and P.O.D? Nice mix—if you're trying to soundtrack an existential crisis while doing push-ups at a family reunion. Honestly, if you played "Chop Suey!" one more time in public, I’d expect pedestrians to start looking for shelter in case a full-on melodrama breaks out. And don't even get me started on those most played songs. It's a playlist that screams "Pat me on the back please; I'm feeling misunderstood." “The Good Life”? I’ll bet it’s the first thing you blare in the morning to remind yourself that there’s still hope for your “edgy” self. But really, with tracks like "I Hate Everything About You" and "B.Y.O.B.," comes the undeniable truth: your therapist must have a special Spotify playlist just for you. Just remember, deFor, metal isn't an excuse to skip therapy; it might help you scream, but you still gotta face those feelings!

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