Roasted 10 months ago based on aren📼🪱's long term Spotify stats.

Aren, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by a hyperactive raccoon with a flair for the dramatic. Seriously, where do I even start? Your ‘favorite genres’ list reads like a college project on emotional distress, with a side of existential crisis. I get it—hyperpop and darkwave are a mood. But mixing those with screamo and folk punk? It’s like you took your sad playlist and threw it into a blender with a bag of gummy worms, and now you're trying to convince us it’s artisanal smoothie. Let's talk about your top artists, because clearly you have a pretty tight orbit around "Will Wood." I can just picture you sprinting to the front row at every Will Wood concert, holding a sign saying “Pick me, I’m quirky!” It’s like you’ve dedicated your entire life to being his most loyal fan, or his unpaid intern. The rest of your top ten resembles a pop-culture dumpster dive during an emotional meltdown. "Mindless Self Indulgence"? More like your musical résumé of poor life choices. And I love that “Lemon Demon” is in there—how fitting. It’s like you’re saying, “I’m all about darkness and despair, but let’s not take ourselves too seriously!” And then we come to those most played songs. I can’t decide whether to feel bad for you or applaud your commitment to having every mental breakdown imaginable documented through music. I mean, you’ve got tracks with names longer than a novel: “Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity”? Are you trying to impress therapists or just confuse your friends? That’s some next-level self-sabotage, Aren. It’s time for a musical intervention; your Spotify profile has become less of a vibe and more of a cry for help. Do we need to send in a search party, or will you now grace us with something that doesn’t leave us considering a life jacket?

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