Roasted 1 year ago based on andrewjyokem's long term Spotify stats.

Andrew, your Spotify profile looks like a confused teenager’s diary that accidentally fell into a musicologist's hands. Seriously, who knew ‘Soundtrack’ could be a genre and also a convenient excuse for not wanting to admit you bent the rules of musical taste? Your lineup goes from the majestic sounds of orchestras to the jazzy vibe of hip hop, like you're on a quest to make every possible genre utterly bewildered. Is it a midlife crisis or just your therapy playlist preventing you from really committing to anything? And let’s pause to address your top artists, which can only be described as a hot mess of pretentiousness served with a side of “what even is that?” I half-expect you to throw a survival party composed entirely of obscure classical music and Japanese Prog. That’s right – when your Spotify reflects a leading symphony orchestra right next to “Milky Chance”, it’s like you’re trying to tell the universe you have depth, but it’s actually just confused. If there were an award for collecting music tastes that sound like erratically typed Google search results, you’d be the undisputed champion. Your most played songs might as well be a soundtrack to a mid-morning existential crisis. “Lacrimosa” followed by “Skinny Ramen Freestyle”? You’re either trying to conquer a musical identity crisis worthy of a blockbuster movie or Googling how to impress your cat with epoch-defining tunes. It’s like you’re saying “I could listen to genius composers, but also, I’m just trying to vibe with my ramen!” Here’s hoping you find a therapist as diverse as your playlist, Andrew, because if we’re judging solely by this Spotify profile, you clearly need one.

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