Roasted 2 years ago based on lexa♱'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, lexa♱, your Spotify profile is the perfect snapshot of someone who clearly needs a hug and a playlist intervention. Seriously, do you just press shuffle on your emotional crisis? You’re curating vibes for a breakdown like it’s a cooking show in a disaster zone. I mean, "Once More to See You"? More like "Once More to Cry Alone in My Room." With Mitski dominating your top played songs like it's the end of the world, it’s clear you’ve mistaken your tastes for a mood board for existential dread. And can we talk about those genres? “POV: Indie” sounds like the title of a TikTok that lures you into a two-hour lecture on why reality is overrated. You’ve got everything from “Brooklyn Indie” to “Sigilkore” – are you trying to reinvent music or just make your friends raise their eyebrows in confusion? It's clear you’ve approached genre selection with the same dedication as a 12-year-old trying to impress their friends with a weird flavor of ice cream. How's that working out for you? Your top artists read like the CD collection of someone who flunked basic social skills. Mitski, Laufey, and Mac DeMarco? Congratulations, you've officially unlocked the "I have a crush on an emotionally unavailable barista" tier. But let’s be real: with that playlist, you should probably start prepping an "I’m okay" speech for your next gathering. Keep this up, and Spotify is going to have to create a new category for you: “Help, I Need Someone to Talk to.”

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