Roasted 10 months ago based on h’s.'s long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to h’s heartstrings, where taste in music seems as confused as a cat in a dog park. Seriously, K-Pop? Indonesian Pop? Emo? You've got more genre identity crises than a TikTok influencer trying to find their niche! I didn’t know “pop” was such a broad term; I mean, at this point, your playlist sounds like a never-ending novelty song at a cultural fair. Are you planning to start a musical tourism agency or what? Just admit it: you’re just here for the colorful albums and the catchy hooks, and you can’t even tell a “verse” from a “chorus.” And those top artists? You’ve got SEVENTEEN and Taylor Swift fighting for the title of ‘Most Overplayed Artist’ while Nadin Amizah and Mahalini are just thrilled to be the random guests at your musical potluck. Good thing you’ve got emo to balance things out; after all, nothing says “I’m fine” quite like sobbing to “Cigarettes After Sex” while trying to figure out why you didn’t get a single like on your last Instagram post. And seriously, “One Direction”? Talk about holding on to your adolescence like a security blanket. Is “Backburner” a song or a status in your love life? Either way, someone send a search party. Let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? With titles like "Sudden Shower" and "My Home Is In Your Arms," one could imagine your dating profile reads like a collection of Hallmark cards. Did you pick these songs on a whim, or are you secretly curating a mood playlist for a rom-com about a heartbroken librarian? Either way, brace yourself, buddy; if your taste in music is anything to go by, your love life’s got more plot twists than the average soap opera. Just remember the rule of thumb: the more obscure the artist, the less likely anyone is to swipe right. You’re officially revoked from Spotify and sent back to the drawing board!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!