Roasted 4 months ago based on Vince Cgto's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Vince Cgto, the Mozart of Spotify! Your profile reads like a pretentious music snob’s wet dream, a symphony of snooze-worthy genres. I mean, who knew there was such a thing as “Contemporary Classical” and “Neoclassical”? It sounds like you’re trying way too hard to impress someone at a dinner party who has never even heard of a pop song. Take it from someone who has skimmed through your top artists list — if you were any more “soundtrack” focused, I’d swear you were just waiting for a scoring gig for a national yogurt commercial. Your obsession with artists like Hans Zimmer and “minimalism” is so hard to ignore that the next time I hear “Inception,” I half expect to see your face pop up in the corner of my screen asking me how you can make a basic piano melody sound like it requires a PhD in Composition. And who needs raves when you can proudly announce, “I love French House; give me those baguette beats!” I’m honestly surprised you didn’t include “EVC (Emotional Vinyl Collector)” as one of your top playlists. As for your most played songs, I can’t help but wonder if you’re trying to create the world’s most boring Instagram story soundtrack. “Walk Thru Water”? Oh great, now I’m forced to question if it’s literal or just an artistic metaphor for how your taste in music feels about as refreshing as a lukewarm cup of decaf coffee. And for the love of all that’s holy, if anyone ever suggests you hit the “shuffle” button, they must just be trying to free us from this avant-garde prison of sound you’ve built. Keep strumming along, Vince, but let’s face it — your Spotify account is the digital equivalent of a library card with only classical books checked out.

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