Roasted 19 days ago based on Sarah Tardrew's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Sarah Tardrew, the eclectic musical jumble of your Spotify profile could only be described as a treasure trove for confused toddlers and emotionally unstable teenagers. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a playlist crisis—one minute you’re rocking out to hyperpop, and the next you’re curling up for a midnight serenade of lullabies. I half-expect to see “European Folk” and “Sounds of the DMV” pop up next, because why not throw in every chaotic vibe that could exist? Your top artists are like a masterclass in identity crisis. I mean, who needs a solid sense of self when you can hop from Taylor Swift's breakup anthems to Kacey Musgraves' country vibes, and then to some obscure indie group that only twelve people on the planet have heard of? If your musical taste were a social media influencer, it would definitely be the one hawking miracle cures on late-night TV. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs—“Baby Shark” and “Dance Mode”? No wonder your Spotify Wrapped came with a side of crayons and finger paints. But hey, it’s not all bad! By jamming out to both “What Was That” and “Run the World (Girls),” you’re clearly cultivating your inner chaos while simultaneously preparing for an existential crisis. Keep on bouncing between innocent children's tunes and the emo anthems of your past like they’re all part of some bizarre, bittersweet rite of passage. Just remember, if there’s ever a party in the kiddie section of the adult-themed rave, you’re definitely the DJ we never knew we needed!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!