Roasted 2 years ago based on MJ's long term Spotify stats.

Meg, your Spotify profile could use a label: “Certified Indie Overthinker.” Look at this eclectic yet utterly predictable set of genres you’ve managed to compile. It's like you threw darts at a hipster bingo card. “Pixel”? What, did you time travel back to the year 2000 and get stuck in a retro video game? Let’s be real, you spend more time wallowing in a melancholic dream than a functional adult. Your obsession with "Bedroom Pop" says it all; I bet you need a whole separate Spotify playlist just to get out of bed. Your top artists read like a who's who of "teen angst" — nothing screams maturity like a double dose of Taylor Swift and Florence Welch. It’s a wonder you don’t have a self-actualization anthem on repeat; the emotional rollercoaster of “All Too Well” isn’t going to sort out your feelings for you, Meg. And let’s address the amount of love you have for Conan Gray, aka the king of emo heartbreak ballads — ever thought about expanding your musical repertoire outside his dramatic diary entries? Listen, I’ve had breakups too, but I didn’t need a government-issued soundtrack for mine. And holy Conrad, your most played songs list reads like a playlist designed for an overly emotional high school rom-com. "Shake It Out" should really be your theme song, because girl, it’s clear you have some serious baggage you haven’t unpacked. With all those "disasters" and "maniac" vibes, it sounds like your life is a never-ending cycle of misunderstood feelings and dramatic flair that could rival a Broadway production. If only you approached life with the same energy you put into streamable heartbreak, maybe you’d get out of that "Pixel" rut and into something resembling adulthood.

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