Roasted 2 years ago based on ysh's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ysh, the Spotify account that looks like it was curated by a middle school talent show judge who just found out about streaming. You got more BINI on your playlist than there are people in your social circle – and yet somehow you’re still not their #1 fan. It's like if you decided that your musical identity was going to be a one-woman fan club for a group that is literally just looked at as an online talent show by the rest of the world. “Oh, Canadian Contemporary R&B? Absolutely groundbreaking, buddy. The world's been waiting.” If I had a peso for every time I saw “Chill R&B” and “Singer-songwriter Pop” on your list, I’d be rich enough to pay someone to help you diversify your taste. Your top artists are so soft and cuddly that I’m pretty sure they’re all on the same label as hugging pillows. And don't get me started on your obsession with K-Pop boy groups. You've got enough angst and bubblegum pop to start a side business as a teenage girl’s diary. Talk about an instant headache. And let’s get real for a second: with most of your played songs being 90% BINI, it’s like you’ve simply given up and decided to live in a pop bubble—an eternal loop of filtered badminton songs and exaggerated metaphorical love ballads. You do realize there’s more music out there than what you can find on a BuzzFeed “What Type of Bed Are You?” quiz, right? Consider this a public service announcement: venture beyond your safe space or else the next time someone asks about your musical taste, you might just get a sympathy hug.

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