Roasted 25 days ago based on mazey's long term Spotify stats.

Oh mazey, your Spotify profile looks like it was curated by a hyperactive raccoon with mood swings. I mean, "Musicals" and "Hyperpop" in the same breath? Did you think you were crafting an award-winning musical or just trying to create the sonic equivalent of a sugar rush? I can only imagine your playlists are like an emotional rollercoaster that’s broken down midway—screams, laughter, and the sweet sound of impending chaos. Congratulations, you’ve somehow managed to confuse everyone into questioning their taste in music! Let’s not forget your artists—anyone else would be embarrassed, but you seem to wear that badge of weirdness like a crown. Mitski next to CG5? Talk about mood swings! It’s almost as if you’re struggling to decide whether you want to cry alone in your room or get yelled at by a cartoon character. And is Ayesha Erotica really your way of saying you love fanfic-inspired anthems? Because that’s the only logical explanation for having your top artists look like they came from a wild party where no one remembered to invite people with actual coherent taste. Now, your most played songs? "Hey, Doctor Doctor" by "Milk In The Microwave" is just peak mazey, honestly. Did you pick that song as a coping mechanism for every questionable life choice you've made? And I'm not sure what's scarier: your love for "Horrorcore" or your guilty pleasure in "Happy Hardcore," as if you want to feel both terror and overwhelming joy at the same time. Remember, the only thing scarier than your musical taste is someone accidentally stumbling onto your profile ranks! Here’s to the glorious mess that is your Spotify—may it forever be the soundtrack to your questionable life choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!