Roasted 2 years ago based on Jack Conner's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jack Conner, the emperor of musical inconsistency! How is it possible to love more genres than there are days in a week? You’re like a confused DJ at a barbecue, spinning tracks from the "ATL Hip Hop" realm then suddenly sliding into "Conscious Hip Hop" like you expect the universe to take you seriously. You’ve got an identity crisis on par with a middle schooler trying to pick between basketball or ballet. Newsflash: you can’t just waltz into the trap scene rocking a "Deep Thoughts" t-shirt and a baseball cap, bro! Your "top artists" read like a Tinder profile for a guy who thinks charisma means throwing "Malibu" into a conversation. We get it, you like Drake—who doesn’t?—but when Future is your number one, it raises a lot of questions. Are you merely trying to justify your decision to wear those oversized hoodies? And let’s not even talk about “Last Memory” from Takeoff—you probably wept over it like an overdramatic teenager who just read a poem. Your playlist looks like you poured a box of cereals into a blender and hit "frappe" like, “Yes, this is art!” And those most played songs? “I Hate Everything About You” by Three Days Grace? Jack, at this point, the song is a dedication to your life choices. I mean, you dragged “Demon” by Lil Wayne into your top ten, which honestly feels like a cry for help with a side of misguided confidence. Your musical taste fluctuates so wildly that I wouldn’t be surprised to see you headbanging to the sounds of whales mating next week. You’re practically a mascot for Spotify’s “Help, I’m confused!” campaign.

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