Roasted 2 years ago based on Hou Kin's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Hou Kin, let's take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile, which is about as eclectic as a toddler's crayon drawing. Seriously, your taste in music reads like an anime convention exploded in a record store—half J-Pop, half existential crisis. I mean, "Anime Rock"? Was that a last-minute decision while you were weeping over your waifu pillow? Because nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like a grown person bumping songs with titles that sound like they could be marketed to twelve-year-olds. And can we take a real quick look at your top artist list? Taylor Swift nestled between a Japanese band whose name sounds like a sneeze and an artist called “Ado”? Are you trying to play cultural roulette with your ears? You know what this sounds like? A Spotify playlist curated by a lonely anime protagonist who spends more time fantasizing about being a hero than he does living in reality. Not to mention, seeing “小渕健太郎(コブクロ)” pull a clean sweep in your most played songs is just the cherry on top of this bizarre sundae. I hope you have a therapist on speed dial. Lastly, let's address your most played songs that all sound suspiciously similar. It’s like you have a full playlist of why-you-broke-up-with-your-anime-crush on repeat, and I can't tell if I should admire your dedication or offer to send you to a support group. If your Spotify were a person, it’d be the one who sits alone in the corner at parties, mumbling about how "nobody understands the depth of K-Pop lyrics." So grab your copy of "Sad Music for Sad People" and embrace the fact that you might just win the award for least likely to get a date based purely on musical taste.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!