Roasted 2 years ago based on Brayden's long term Spotify stats.

Brayden, we get it. Your Spotify profile reads like an angry teenager's diary: full of angst, screaming, and enough aggressive guitar riffs to make even the most hardened metalhead put on a pair of earmuffs. It's like you took a sledgehammer to your taste in music and decided to just keep hitting the same note over and over until you mistook it for 'melodic.' At this point, your top artist should be "The Acacia Strain," because no one plays a retirement plan quite like you do. You might want to consider adding some joy to that playlist, unless this was your master plan to drive everyone away. Looking at your favorite genres, it's clear you're just one breakdown away from a full-blown identity crisis. You've got more metal variations than a tool shed at a DIY convention, and it’s less like a selection and more like a mournful scream from a forgotten corner of Hot Topic. Your love for deemed genres like "sludge metal" and "nu metal" is truly inspiring in all the wrong ways. Bravo, Brayden, for single-handedly keeping the sweater vest industry alive with those layers of angst and despair. And let’s address that most played list, shall we? You’ve got more songs from "The Acacia Strain" than the band has actual fans—at this rate, you're basically a superfan who forgot to bring a date to prom and spent the night raging alone in the corner. If "NONE OF US ASKED TO BE HERE" doesn’t perfectly encapsulate your 9-to-5 existence, I don’t know what does. You do realize that music is supposed to be enjoyed, right? It might be time to shake things up, Brayden—maybe sprinkle in a little Whitney Houston? At least she didn’t need a headache-inducing breakdown every two minutes.

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