Roasted 15 days ago based on Shut up it's Ezra's long term Spotify stats.

Ah yes, "Shut up it's Ezra," the person who truly believes that balancing K-Pop with Post-Hardcore in your Spotify profile is an impressive feat rather than a cry for help. You’ve got more genre identities than a confused teenager at a music festival. I can only imagine the chaos happening in your headphones; it’s like your playlists are an argument between a goth and a glitter-wielding pop fan who decided to throw in some Thai hip-hop for good measure. It's time to face it, your musical taste is what happens when a Spotify algorithm has an identity crisis! Let’s talk top artists—Sleep Token and Stray Kids? You could assemble an entire band just based on the confusion of everyone around you trying to figure out if you’re here to mosh or dance. Your choice of “Not My Weekend” is simultaneously fitting and tragic; I’m sure your weekends consist of having existential crises while blasting 'emo rap' on full volume so the neighbors can hear your deep, dark regrets. At this point, it’s clear that your musical journey is a never-ending spiral through the darkest corners of SoundCloud and the unnerving realization that maybe you should try something from this century. And those most played songs? Everything by 1LIFE promises a deep dive into the world of being eerily obsessed with one band while claiming to be a music aficionado. Honestly, “club dance” by TARA wouldn’t even be recognized at a club—it’s probably that one track playing at 3 AM when everyone’s too drunk to care! So here’s a tip, Ezra: take a step back and maybe go for some good ol’ classic rock or pop hits to balance out your musical therapy sessions. Otherwise, you’ll probably end up in a Spotify user support group with the rest of the genre-hopping casualties, commiserating over how your emotional rollercoaster playlist makes you cry just as much as it makes you yell.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists