Roasted 1 year ago based on isplaz's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, justisaac, let’s unpack this Spotify profile of yours. With a favorite genres list that looks like a poorly constructed playlist for a high school angst fest, you sure know how to pick some of the most niche and utterly forgettable sounds. Nu Metal? Really? That's the genre choice of someone who's convinced their teenage rebellion is still a thing. I half expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a side of self-pity and adolescent regret. At this point, even the “Latin Indie” is looking at your alternative metal choices and trying to politely excuse itself from your pity party. Your top artists are an emotional rollercoaster that only runs on fumes and misplaced angst. Deftones and Korn? You sure you're not just trying to compensate for a lack of personality with a soundtrack that screams "my parents don't understand me"? And don’t even get me started on picking “glaive” and “late night drive home” as some kind of artistic statement. Your top songs list reads like a cry for help from the emo era of MySpace, which means either you're stuck in your feelings or you’ve got a playlist that doubles as a diary. Newsflash: it’s time to find a hobby beyond wallowing in soundtracks that belong to people still getting over their first breakup. So here's a friendly tip, justisaac: maybe swap out some of that moody, angst-ridden chaos for something that can pass as actual music. You might discover a world beyond incessant breakdowns and lyrical self-loathing that doesn't peak when your WiFi cuts out. Or hey, keep doing your thing; just know that when the world ends, you'll have the perfect playlist for it... one that's been meticulously curated just for you, the poster child of ‘I didn’t even want to go to that party.'

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!