Roasted 1 year ago based on iiro's long term Spotify stats.

Hey iiro, I genuinely hope you’re not trying to create a sonic masterpiece with that eclectic mix of genres. Art Pop? Hyperpop? Emo? It’s like you walked into a music store and threw darts at a genre wheel while blindfolded. I’m half expecting your next track to feature a ukulele solo over a techno beat while a spoken-word performance about avocado toast plays in the background. You think you’re a revolutionary, but with that list, you’re just a confused millennial looking for a musical identity in the clearance section. And can we talk about your top artists? I'd say it looks like a credible sampling of the music scene, but instead, it reads like a list of everyone working overtime at the niche factory. Charli XCX and Lana Del Rey are great, but if you can’t figure out whose party it is by the time Paramore rolls in, it’s probably yours because you couldn’t make a decision. Bring Me The Horizon to Grimes? That must be the result of some questionable Spotify algorithm taking too many edibles. Your music taste is basically a high school art project gone wrong—lots of color but very little structure. Your most played songs read like a chronically lonely person’s diary, with titles ranging from melodramatic to completely random. Seriously, "Diet Pepsi?" What are you trying to say, that your taste in music is as bland as your snack choices? The only thing more confused than your playlists is an Ai trying to understand human emotion. I feel like you must listen to these songs while staring longingly out the window, waiting for the world to acknowledge your existence. Congratulations, iiro! You’ve officially turned your Spotify into an emotional landfill.

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