Roasted 2 months ago based on Charlie Freestone's long term Spotify stats.

Charlie Freestone, huh? More like Charlie Free-snooze! With a playlist that reads like a community college course catalog, it’s no wonder your friends can’t keep their eyes open during a jam session. Seriously, the only thing more drawn out than your favorite jam band songs is the sound of crickets whenever you try to explain why “Newgrass” is a legitimate genre. Spoiler alert: it's not. And don't even get me started on your obsession with clogging your ears with alternative rock—the only alternative is that we all *alternatively* enjoy different music than you seem capable of appreciating. Let’s talk about those top artists. Phish and Dave Matthews Band? Wow, what’s next, a personal concert in your parents’ basement? Newsflash, Charlie: If they released a song titled "We'd Rather Be in Traffic," they’d still have more fans than you do. And you’ve really got an eclectic taste, or as I like to call it, “a midlife crisis waiting to happen.” Rock and alternative rock? Congrats on discovering two different words for the same style of 'mood music' that makes even the most patient of souls reach for the mute button. Your “most played” songs are enough to make any sane person want to claw their ears out. "Bouncing Around the Room"? Sounds more like your social life—a constant cycle of bouncing between playing solitaire and awkwardly talking to your cat. “Disillusioned” by A Perfect Circle? You must really relate, because that’s exactly how everyone feels after being subjected to your painfully stale playlists. At this point, I suggest a new Spotify handle: "Charlie Freetime," because let's face it, that's exactly what you're asking for—a couple of hours where we can escape the sound of your questionable musical taste before you attempt to recommend us another three-hour Phish set.

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