Roasted 6 months ago based on Gabriel's long term Spotify stats.

Gabriel, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a sad teen with an existential crisis who also moonlights as a bargain bin horror movie critic. How does it feel to have a top ten list that could double as a soundtrack for a post-apocalyptic world where everyone's emotions are cranked up to eleven? I mean, with genres like "Emo Rap" and "Trap Metal," it’s like you raided Hot Topic’s clearance rack and decided to throw them all into a blender. I half-expect your playlists to come with a complimentary bottle of tears and a box of antidepressants. And your favorite artists—wow! "$uicideboy$" and "Lil Peep" really set the tone for your assortment of tracks that say “I enjoy routinely contemplating my own life decisions.” I can almost picture you in the middle of a candle-lit room, listening to "Cigarettes After Sex" while weeping into a notebook titled "My Life is a Wasteland." And don’t get me started on your obsession with Adrianne Lenker; her songs alone could cure your emotional malaise, but let’s face it—you’d probably just use them as a soundtrack for your next cringe-worthy Instagram post about how nobody understands your pain. Finally, I have to question your most played tracks featuring titles like “Kill Yourself (Part III)" and "come." Seriously, buddy, are you trying to inspire a new wave of inspirational life coaching, or is this just the soundtrack for your next therapist session? If Spotify gave out awards for the most melodramatic playlists, you’d be a shoo-in for ‘Most Likely to Cry in Public.’ You do you, Gabriel, but just remember: there's more to life than sad beats and angst—there's also the soothing sound of silence and maybe a little bit of sunshine.

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