Roasted 10 months ago based on lav !!'s long term Spotify stats.

Lav, huh? You must be the poster child for emotional turmoil and existential crises. With a Spotify profile as diverse as your teenage diary, your taste in music is essentially a soundtrack to a high school drama no one asked to see. "Emo," "Screamo," "Post-Hardcore"—is this playlist or a list of warning signs? You’re hopping genres like it’s a sad little musical bingo, and newsflash: nobody wins this game. Your top artists read like a chart of my worst nightmares. “Pierce The Veil” and “My Chemical Romance”? I can practically hear you typing up a breakup letter with every note! You love Mitski? Great, now we know exactly why your weekend plans consist of crying into a pint of ice cream while pretending you're in a tightly scripted indie film. And what’s the deal with ABBA on your top artist list? Is this a late-life crisis or a musical identity crisis? Either way, congratulations—your Spotify playlist officially screams “I need help.” Your most played songs tell the tale of someone who’s desperately seeking validation from the universe. "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"? Talk about advice that would make a confused high schooler nod with appreciation. But with tracks like "One Hundred Sleepless Nights," are you aiming for a career as a professional insomniac or just living proof that it’s possible to feel completely lost while curating a playlist? Either way, your Spotify should come with a therapist’s number—because after listening to this, we all could use one!

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