Roasted 6 months ago based on nyamv's long term Spotify stats.

Hey, nyamv, I see you’re on a first-name basis with your favorite K-Pop groups like you're hand in hand with their collective Instagram accounts. What’s next? A tattoo of RM’s face on your chest? I mean, when your Spotify suggests more anime soundtracks than actual human interaction, it’s hard to tell if your heart beats for your favorite artists or just the walls of your bedroom. Let’s face it, the only “rock” you know is the one your dad used to remind you that you should’ve considered a career in something less embarrassing. Your top artists list reads like a confused teenager's diary entry, crammed into a single word document titled “No, I swear I’m not sad!” John Williams might be your only saving grace there—like a knight in shining armor trying to protect you from all the other questionable choices that scream “I’m still figuring out my personality!” And good luck explaining to potential dates why your playlist is longer than your social life. “Yes, I love emotional lyrics, but don’t judge me for that screamo phase—all phases are a cry for help!” And don't even get me started on your most played songs. "新宝島"? Sure, let's showcase that penchant for declaring your existential dread in multiple languages. But I have to hand it to you: “Ave Maria” really sets the tone for all the friends you swore you’d hit up when you start “really listening to music.” But the real kicker is “Sympathy is a Knife featuring Ariana Grande.” Cowardly move using her name just to add a sprinkle of mainstream validation to your otherwise niche soundtrack. So buckle up and pour another cup of green tea, because it looks like you still have a long way to go before you evolve into an actual social being!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!