Roasted 2 years ago based on Hakan Yiğit's long term Spotify stats.
Hakan Yiğit, the only guy I know who can make a Spotify profile look like a college professor’s CV. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to impress the ghosts of dead composers rather than your friends. Seriously, who needs a party playlist when you’ve got a collection of music that would make any sane human sleepwalk straight to an art gallery just to escape? Your favorite genres are like a thesaurus for “I’m really serious about enjoying solo time in my cramped apartment.” And let’s talk about those top artists—Sviatoslav Richter, Glenn Gould, and like eight different ways to listen to Bach. If I had a dollar for every time someone cringed at your playlists, I could fund your binge-watching of “How to Talk to Girls at Parties Vicariously Through Indie Rock.” I can't decide if you're a music aficionado or just a masochist listening to Rachmaninoff while you contemplate the meaning of life in a dimly lit corner. How many times do you actually need to listen to “Goldberg Variations" before you qualify for your own reality show, “The Bach Channel”? As for your "most played" songs, I’m pretty sure even your Bluetooth speaker is questioning its life choices. ‘Gottes Zeit ist die allerbeste Zeit’? Really? I didn’t know someone could prefer wearing a turtleneck while drinking herbal tea over having fun with friends. Your music taste is so heavy it needs a crane to lift it from the depths of the serious artsy abyss. Honestly, name one person who’s ever thrown a “Bach Night” party and didn’t end up with their soul crushed by the weight of pretentiousness. If you don’t start adding some hip-hop or, hell, even a Justin Bieber track, I’m afraid your Spotify will be permanently waving goodbye to any chance of a good time!
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