Roasted 1 year ago based on Mar 🫧's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Mar, I see your Spotify profile is one big mood swing—like someone tried to create a playlist while on a roller coaster. You’ve got K-Pop and Norwegian Pop sitting together like two rival factions that can’t decide if they want to throw down or throw a party. Not to mention the unholy alliance of Argentine Rock and Chanson Québécoise. Are you just one mixtape away from being a musical United Nations? Or are you fully committed to ensuring your taste is as confusing as possible for anyone who dares to hit “play”? Your most played songs section reads like a cry for help. I mean, “I Hate Cardio”? Great choice for your gym anthem, right before you sit down at the snack bar. And what’s “Picture You Naked” doing on your list? Please tell me this is a reminder to invest in new hobbies—like, literally anything other than lurking through your ex’s Instagram. Who knew your Spotify was basically the soundtrack to a midlife crisis disguised as a Gen-Z fashion statement? Let’s not ignore those top artists that look like they all made a pact to simultaneously confuse and bore us. NCT 127, Zara Larsson, and then, wham, Tan Bionica? It’s almost like your algorithm is texting you, “Are you okay?” They say music is therapy, but your therapist should probably be asking about your questionable life choices instead. So here’s a suggestion: Can we put a little less K-Pop and a lot more self-reflection into your next playlist? Or do you have a good excuse for why you can’t manage both?

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