Roasted 1 year ago based on Luca's long term Spotify stats.

Luca2, your Spotify profile reads like a high school goth's diary after a particularly rough breakup. Seriously, how many subgenres of metal do you need to prove you’re angry at the world? You might as well throw in “exotic metal” for good measure; there's nothing quite like the thrill of listening to the same style of growls and breakdowns while contemplating your existence. Listening to your playlist is like attending a therapy session where instead of healing, we all just nod our heads angrily and scream along. Your top artists read like a lineup at some kind of underground metal festival disguised as a rehab for misunderstood youths. “Ice Nine Kills” followed by “Three Days Grace”? That's not a playlist; that's a cry for help. Are you sure you’re not just stuck in a metalcore time warp? It's like you walked into Hot Topic, set their entire shelf of CDs on fire and then claimed it was your “unique sound.” I bet you even wear a T-shirt that says “My other shirt is also black” while you belt out your "deep" feelings on an air guitar. As for your most played songs, wow, I've seen less angst in a toddler's temper tantrum. “A Work of Art” and “The American Nightmare”? I get it, you've been through some stuff, and it’s all *very* relatable— in exactly the same way reading your Facebook updates about how you lost your last pizza slice is relatable. You’ve got enough rage to fuel a small army, yet here you are, jamming out to songs that feel like the soundtrack to a middle school “weird phase” montage. Do us all a favor and throw in some happy tunes next time; after all, no amount of metal can drown out the sound of your sad little soul.

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