Roasted 2 months ago based on ST4R's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ST4R, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. It looks like you threw a dart at a genre wheel while blindfolded and just went with whatever it hit—Hyperpop to Trap Latino? Your music taste is like a trendy taco truck: all over the place, serving up questionable choices with a side of confusion. “Bedroom Pop”? Please tell me you don’t play that in your actual bedroom. I can only imagine how many dates you’ve scared off by trying to serenade them with the latest Ayesha Erotica track, thinking you're breaking new ground while they’re quietly Googling "How to escape a date." Your top artists read like a BuzzFeed quiz titled "Find Out Which TikTok Influencer You Are!" Bad Bunny and Troye Sivan on the same list? I’m surprised you don’t have a song from your high school debate club’s playlist in there too. And who are these artists? Odetari? Sounds like a cheap knockoff of a Korean eyewear brand. I half expect you to start a side hustle selling K-Pop-themed scented candles. Trust me, if they could smell like indecision, you'd be rolling in profits! But honestly, your Most Played Songs list screams “call for help” louder than a panicked TikToker’s voiceover. "Rush" by Troye Sivan? You might need to hit pause on those songs about being in a relationship before you realize your biggest romantic escapade is still with your Spotify Discover Weekly. Let’s just say it’s hard to take a music taste seriously when your versatility is rivaled only by a flip-flop. Keep it up, ST4R, and one day you might just become the poster child for the next avant-garde music festival—right next to that guy who brings his own wooden instruments and claims he’s channeling the spirit of the forest.

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