Roasted 10 months ago based on Jack Broadey's long term Spotify stats.

Jack Broadey, huh? A name that sounds like a cross between an underwhelming magician and a lost character from a poorly written sitcom. Your Spotify profile is a chaotic presentation of “I’ll listen to anything if it has a catchy beat.” You go from child-friendly bangers to grime like your musical taste has a serious identity crisis. Perhaps you were just trying to create an audio representation of adulthood - the moment you realize that responsibility doesn’t come with a soundtrack, but you still insist on playing “Let It Go” like it’s going to magically make your life better. Let's talk about your favorite artists: Sam Fender and Oasis? Sure, they both have been a part of some solid tunes, but honestly, you could pick a more interesting selection. I half-expect your top artist to be the sad playlist your ex-girlfriend made for you while you were scrolling through motivational quotes on Instagram. And what's up with “PAW Patrol" sneaking in among the legends? I mean, I get it, nobody wants to confront their taste, but bro, at least do it on a private listening session. We can all see you're still a child at heart, which explains why “Unwritten” made the cut. It’s a little strange you’re bonding with your inner toddler while pretending to be a discerning adult. And those most played songs! “Get Ravey” and “Summer Is Over” barely scratch the surface of your existential ennui! You’re almost begging us to wonder: are you trying to cope with your post-summer blues, or are you just attempting to recapture the fleeting joy you last felt in 2010? I can’t tell if you're headbanging to AFI or just looking for someone to join you on that metaphorical night bus full of regrets. So here's a genuine piece of advice, Jack: maybe it's time to hit shuffle on your life choices as much as you do on your playlists.

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