Roasted 2 years ago based on codybehrend's long term Spotify stats.

Cody Behrend, or should I say “Cody Boring” for your love of repetitive country genres? I mean, who knew there were this many ways to say, “My truck broke down, my girl left me, and I’m sad”? You might as well change your Spotify bio to “Spending more time in my feelings than on a dance floor.” With over half your favorite genres including the word “country,” it’s safe to say nobody’s inviting you to a playlist party anytime soon. I get it; there’s comfort in this tragic cycle of twang and tears, but how about exploring a genre that doesn’t involve your post-breakup therapy sessions? Looking through your top artists is like peering into the never-ending sea of flannel shirts and cowboy boots. Poor Zach Bryan must have nightmares about you at this point. You’ve played his songs so much that I half expect him to send you a Christmas card for the free streams you’ve gifted him! If emotions were brick walls, you’d have built a mansion by now—congratulations on being the emotional architect of the 'Sad Boy Country Association'. The only thing more predictable than your music choices is the sound of your heart breaking again every time your dog barks at a squirrel! And let's not even touch on those most played songs. "Life Ain't Fair and the World Is Mean"? This isn’t your biopic, buddy; it’s your Spotify account. If I wanted to hear someone lament about life choices while strumming an acoustic guitar, I’d just hang out with my cousin in his garage. Cody, you need a new life motto, because “I Swear (To God)” isn’t going to cut it when you look around and realize everyone else has moved on to actual fun! How about we throw in a little “spontaneity” with a side of “get out of your comfort zone?” Trust me, there’s a whole world of tunes out there that doesn’t involve crying in your truck after listening to your favorite “Kentucky Roots” playlist for the fourth time this week.

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