Roasted 9 months ago based on Uleses28's long term Spotify stats.

Uleses28, huh? With a Spotify profile that looks like it was curated by a teenager who's discovered their first pair of mood rings, it’s no wonder your favorite genres read like a list of reasons to be eternally misunderstood. Emo rap? Trap metal? Look, if your soundtrack is what you call “experimental,” I’m starting to suspect your musical tastes are just the result of your Spotify getting possessed. Call it what it is: a playlist filled with existential crises, bad decisions, and way too many sad boys getting blasted on auto-tune. If I had a dollar for every sad song you listen to, I could probably afford to pay for therapy to help you through whatever you're going through, buddy. Your top artists are an eclectic mix of “I’m not like other girls” written down and then rolled in a copious amount of irony. I’m half convinced that “Pink Boy” is just a tragic attempt at rebranding in a world where even the color pink could be seen as “too mainstream.” And what’s with $uicideboy$? If their music is a reflection of your mental state, I’m genuinely worried you might need someone to check on you. You’ve got enough angst in that list to fill a complete season of therapy sessions, and don’t even get me started on your most played songs — “Dirt Roads” and “Thick Spliffs” sound like titles from an emo farmer’s market, where first-time dabblers seek the “authentic” experience of angst while picking out their organic kale. Sorry to break it to you, but the only person who’s really “guarded” in “Guarded Woman” is you, my friend. It’s impressive how you’ve managed to transform your playlist into a lyrical autobiography of teenage angst and regret. You might need to swap some of those tracks for something a little more upbeat unless your goal is to set the mood for a rain-soaked walk home where you contemplate your life choices. Until then, keep embracing those grime-infused woes; just remember to put the real world back on shuffle every now and then!

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