Roasted 11 months ago based on PLAGUE's long term Spotify stats.

PLAGUE, huh? Sounds like your music taste is the auditory equivalent of a dumpster fire at an emo convention. Hyperpop and Horrorcore? Wow, you really nailed the vibe of a midlife crisis where you just couldn’t decide between neon hair and black eyeliner. With an artist lineup like yours, I can’t help but wonder if your Spotify is trying to warn you about the impending doom of your musical choices. It’s like you reached into a grab bag of genre rejects and somehow thought, “Yes, this is my identity.” Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of ‘what were they thinking?’ Weezer and Insane Clown Posse might just be the only thing holding your playlist together, like a couple of desperate parents trying to keep their dysfunctional children in line. And what’s with the J-Rock and Visual Kei obsession? I can’t tell if you want to start a MySpace account or dive headfirst into a culture that’s as lost in translation as your dating life. It’s a wonder you're not scared of turning into an emotional choo-choo train with that musical lineup! As for your most played songs, “Burnt Rice” and “Yahman Hard Bass”? You’re just a few tracks away from being the life of a party that isn’t invited anywhere. Honestly, if your music taste were a food, it would be soggy cereal served in a bowl of regret. Time to step up your game, Skateboard P, because right now, your Spotify feels like that skit at a comedy open mic – painfully awkward but somehow hilarious to witness.

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